Oxy Blue Eyes 

Sergei said, ” I have this woman who works for me in my shop and she’s on oxycontin and she has blue eyes… and nobody haggles with her. Everyone haggles with me, but not her. Whatever she asks, they pay.”

” Is it the blue eyes or the oxy?” I asked, fully expecting it to be the drugs attitude.

Sergei smiled, ” Definitely the blues.”

Dennis Mantin

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