I took a 2 year break from Facebook and returned this week.
Immediately someone informs me that I won a $1,000,000.00 and eventually tells me that I would need to send them $300.00 before I received my winnings.
As a point of fact, I did not receive one scam offer in the 2 years I was away from Facebook.
On the positive side, I did however get to communicate with some cousins I hadn’t heard from in a while…
And I am getting contacted by a large number of 30 something women who are looking for relationships. The fact that I’m 63 and this is not deterring them in the least indicates to me that something is seriously wrong out there!
Might hang out here for a bit.
Dennis Mantin 
Dennis, Tubularsock has never ever even tried Facebook for the fear that some long lost cousin may trace Tubularsock down!
As for the scams ……… the 30ish women wanting to hook up with a 63 year old fellow seems like a bigger scam than the $1,000,000.00.
Good like with all that!
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You sound cynical
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Cynical? No, practical.
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Rationalization probably has its advantages.
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Oh, forget those thirty something women ~ I’m 19 and TO-tally turned on by dentures… 🤭
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If I ever see anyone with dentures I’ll send them your way
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Oh, really? That’s too kind! Could I bother you to check for vericose veins and halitosis too, or is that asking too much? ☺️
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I don’t know you so… yeah
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Oh, but you can GET to know me!
For a price!
I’ll be all you ever moped for in your mildest dreams… 🤣
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Don’t hold your breath Sweetie
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It was getting kind of difficult to keep holding it anyway, though I do it as much as I can ~ that way I figure people can’t keep getting away with calling me an airhead! Right?
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You sound very bitter and resentful for such a young lass of 19
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I do. I mean ~ I DO? Oh, NOOOOOO!… You’re just hearing my witty side. (Wait, did I get that first letter right?)
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Wit?
Irony maybe when a 60 year old says she’s 19.
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You do understand I’ve been joking all this time? No?
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Is that you still joking Ana?
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Not after reading the other comments you’ve left. Totally serious. Want nothing to do with such a sourpuss.
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Such a sad girl
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Comedy and wit are really your strong suits, keep up the great work!
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Yes your abilities to laugh at yourself have been documented… not so much.
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Okay, as well as being paranoid and obnoxious, I’m going to assume you’ll want the last word as well and will simply ignore future responses from you. Enjoy the world you see/create, I’m out.
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I’m sorry you’re paranoid and obnoxious but please get the help you need…
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I’m working on a piece called Ana’s dentures.
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Wit is when I reply to your pathetic dentures comment by stating that if I see anyone with dentures, I’ll send them your way.
You’ve read wit in the reply.
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I get it. No sense of humor there, plenty of willingness to denigrate. Lovely. Don’t worry, won’t be commenting again.
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You should stop while you’re behind.
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You should check your ass for your head.
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Is this you still joking?
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