I’ve always been a leader… Natural leader above all.
When I was just a baby I led baby marches by the crawl.
Influencer, public figure, I’m now a man about the town.
Or I might be a woman, it’s whatever’s going down.
If I post it and you’ll like it then you can be my friend.
I’m an influenced public figure I major at pretend.
All the other babies they gave me the brightest ball.
None of us could stand so there wasn’t far to fall.
Influencers and Public Figures… lift your faces from your phone, and take a look around, you do look all alone.