“I just got back, and yesterday at this time, I was standing at the corner of Broadview and 5th; screaming my head off… and I told him,’In the last 3 weeks, I’ve been to the middle east,, Toronto and New York City.l; and you haven’t left the park…”

I imagined the poor bastard she was talking to, who never realized spending Christmas in New York and Central Park was a crime, and no doubt he will read all about it on some social media account.

The more I listen, the less I want to talk.