I tried so hard to be vegan.

It was eating me inside.

Fat Nancy put on the steaks

Then she took me for a ride.

It’s always now or never.

Though it’s something in between.

My kingdom my kingdom for a horse.

But the horse was with the Queen.

I might sound low and bitter.

My heart is light and free.

I just wish you wouldn’t sit so close. 

You are fucking with my chi.