It’s hard to pee with an erection.

To wit, I’m sure you guessed.

You forgot to put the seat up.

And the toilet is all messed.

It’s hard to pee with an erection.

The pee just trickles down.

It’s hard to pee with such affection.

Ever since you brought your love to town.

It’s hard to pee with an erection.

It is criminal that you’re mine.

And you clean with such perfection.

My dear, you are so fine!